Ducky and I were placed on a tall wooden bookshelf, then we had our names and numbers written on our rear ends with sharpies. It seemed quite unnecessary and awkward, but oh well. One day, our owner, Mya, came home with three new friends. Their names were Cordelia, Charlie, and Samantha. Cordelia became my wife and Charlie and Samantha are our children.
A few months later, a large green tree was put inside of the house, white stuff came out of the sky, and lots of new wonderful music came on the radio. Early one chilly morning, my owner and her sister got out of bed extra early and woke up their parents. After a few minutes of screaming, laughter, and "thank you's" they came back upstairs with TONS OF NEW FRIENDS!! After their naming ceremony (which is when they receive their names and numbers), the new friends all said, "Merry Christmas!" I supposed it was Christmastime.
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The Life, Family, and Romance of Mr. Scwan Jr.
HumorA previously divorced bath toy goes on a long journey from Cape May to Burlington. He starts a new and exciting life in the soon-to-be world record winning rubber duck collection!
