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me: fuckin' stupid ass shit

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me: fuckin' stupid ass shit.

(2 min. later after downloading the game ...)

me: bitch move, that's my Pokemon! gotta catch 'em all tf !

for all the Pokémon lovers out there, I don't have anything against this show

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for all the Pokémon lovers out there, I don't have anything against this show. never really watched it like that so yeah. but look at this motherfucker right here. y'all can't tell me he don't look like a damn cat with them mistakes that the illustrator forgot to erase on his face. why the fuck his nose so pointy? looking like it's tryna send me into a certain direction whenever he turn his head.

(me: a man you know where the nearest strip club at ?

ash's nose: go to the right then make a left nigga.

me: thanks bitch. *drives off*)

nigga looks like he got a fake pair of sketchers on. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU ROCK FAKE SKETCHERS??? HOW NIGGA HOW? go get a haircut my nigga. look like you ain't been to the barber in years. your hairline most likely fucked up. you come off as homeless nigga to me. you and everybody else on that show is on some type of molly or something. i bet you everyone of them motherfuckers are high and they hallucinatin' that them fuckin' animals exist. prime example of why you shouldn't do drugs kids.

ion even have nothing bad to say about that furry motherfucker on his shoulder. pikachu my nigga. anyways i'm off this shit.

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