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No keyboard detected, press F1 to continue.

Explanation: If there is no keyboard, how the hell do you press F1?

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You shouldn't go in the water until you know how to swim.

Explanation: How do you know how to swim without going into the water?

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If you didn't get this message, call me.

Explanation: If you call 'me', that means you got my message. But if you got my message, then you shouldn't call me.

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