WENSDAI, 8:00 AY EM"tAMTOOOOOOOOOT!" Sumwun yel. "Wek up, wek up!"
Me gron. "Go ewey." Me sei.
He tek me hend nd pul me up.
Me opeen me eyz. It Nambloob.
"Y u wek me up?" Me esk.
"U mus tren!" He sei, tooging me out of de rum.
"Tren?" Me esk.
"Tren!" He repli, "U lern swem todai."
"Y nut anuder dai?" Me esk, stil tire.
"Bcos u fich noe. U mus lern." He sei.
Me si.
Me wich u wer heer, Marnpoot.
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Dedicated to nerdbait, who is the REAL Marnpoot. Huehue.
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