MARNPOOT POV
Doot leed me to de brekfes.
"U wil meet me frens!" He sei ecksitedlee.
Frens? Mor peepol? Me mean... Fich?
"U scred?" He esk. Me shek me hed.
"Me nurvus," Me repli.
"Dun woree! Erywun nis! Dey wil lov u! Nd u kno Toot!"
"Das tru," Me sei. We geet to de brekfas.
"Fiches," Doot, sei, "Meet Poot!"
"POOT!" Me heer somwun sei. Det vois...
"TOOT!" Me let gu of Doot's hend...
Me fal.
"POOT!" Toot cri. She swem ovr to me.
She help me up.
She giv me hoog.
Me hoog bek.
"Woot..." Me sei, steel hooging her.
"She ded..." Toot repli. Me poosh her ewey.
"Nu!" Me cri, "She not ded! If I alie, den so iz she!"
"WHO DE FUK EVEN IZ WOOT¿" Somwun esk. No wun repli.
"She ded."
"Nu."
"Ye."
"DE FOOD IZ GEETING CULD!"
"Oke."
Me seet neer Toot. Everywun luk et me. Me bloosh.
Dey al coot.
Coot fich.
Toot introdoos dem to me. "Dat Jinmoot, den ovr der iz Taenoot, den dats Jimgoot, den Hoseyoot—"
"HELU ME AM HOSEYOOt." He paus, "MOR LIEK HOSEYEET." He laf.
Jimgoot heet heem.
Me coonteenu, "Den Nambloob, nd dats Yoonhoot."
Yoonhoot.
He coot.
Coot fich.
Rlly coot fich.
Holee fich.
"O," Me laf akwerdlee, "Helu..."
Yoonhoot ster et me.
Me bloosh nd luk ewey.
Mayb being fich not a bad ting.
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HuE
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FanficBEFORE Y'ALL BEGIN: The amount of grammatical errors that you are about to witness is 100% intentional. This book is FOR LAUGHS. ~Read at your own risk~ I apologize in advance for the major loss of brain cells you may experience through this. ******...
