Hollywood (Miniminter)

Chapter 1

*Hailey's POV*

I woke to the sweet harmony of the birds outside of my hotel room. Often, I hated them for waking me as I loved my sleep but today I was glad. That reason being today was Vidcon.

For those who don't know, Vidcon is a convention where youtubers meet their fans and where fans meet their idols. Let's just say, I'm excited, but what happens at Vidcon stays at Vidcon. It also smells of sweat which is a major downside or if you have a sweat fetish, it's a heaven on earth. I don't know who has a sweat fetish and I'm glad I've never met them. Just imagine them sniffing your armpits, the horror.

Anyways, my YouTube channels are fairly large with just over 35 million subscribers combined. On my main, I upload like twice a month. On my gaming channel, it's a different story. Sometimes I could really be feeling a game so I upload about 80 episodes of it a day.

I jumped out of my bed and took out some 'emo' clothes from my closet. Yes, emo-Hailey.

I quickly got my phone from the table by my bed and uploaded a photo of a goat sneezing with the caption:

Vidcon today. Yay, sarcastically and literally.

I am about the most sarcastic person you'll ever meet and the people that I work with on the studio when making a movie don't always understand what I mean. I tend to keep my mouth shut for these reasons.

I instantly got retweets and comments:

I'm coming. I can't wait to meet you, hoeley.

Oml. Ilysm.

Kys.

Same, I theologise the output of sweat and when the humidity levels are rising significantly above what they normally are, your body will need to sweat a lot more.

In reply:
#topnotchsciencethatmaybeactuallynottrue.

#rekt @underscixnce

Oh the fun of trolling innocent 10 year kids who think they have a superior understanding of the world. Yea, that.

I slipped on my TØP top. Oh, ha. Top top? You get it? I thought not.

It was honestly so hot on California so I wore black jeans. You knows, an emo had to stay emo.

"ROOM SERVICE BIACH!" I heard the door fly open and Beth, my Bethst friend fell into the room.

"I didn't order food," I said.

"You didn't? Well you'll eat the food anyway? Won't you?" Beth asked, still sprawled on the floor like a dying spider.

"Without a doubt," I said. "You don't have any food do you?"

"Nope," she said, getting up from the floor and sitting on the end of my bed. "So, you excited for Vidcon?"

"I guess, there's always a chance I'll meet new people," I said, grabbing my rucksack, with a P!ATD logo on it, and put my phone in it then pull it on my back. "Ready."

"Come on, link arms like proper leprechauns."

"I ain't no leprechaun you basic bitch."

"Words hurt," Beth said with a pout and I laughed. She eventually couldn't hold it in and her face broke into a smile.

"Hi-Ho, Hi-Ho, off to Vidcon we go," I sang as we left the hotel building. It's safe to say we got many strange glances as we exited. But we couldn't care less.

A/N: FIRST CHAPTER! HON HON HON! I actually am enjoy write this. I was gonna continue to write like that but I can't. It hurts too much. Anyway, toodles.

DONT FORGET TO VO-vo-vo-vo-vo-vo-TE. EVEN IF ITS RUBBISH.