I Promise (Septiplier Story)

7 - Cards Against Humanity

The rest of the day went as well as could be expected. Mark was saving him a seat along with some waffles, and afterwords they were off to PAX. They did their usual rounds to all the booths they wanted to visit, and met with many of their fans. One fan asked him if he wouldn't mind holding onto a small box for his girlfriend for only a minuet. He had explained that he wanted to surprise propose and Jack agreed. He thought it was so sweet and touching to be apart of someone's life for such a special moment. When the man brought his girlfriend over, Jack's task was to give her a hug and than say that she had won a special prize. He then handed her the box, and pointed to her boyfriend who was on one knee. Her boyfriend proposed right there, and of course she said yes, which made Jack all giddy with happiness, yet, in the back of his heart, a pin prick prodded at him, reminding him of his own short comings. He wished them both the best and walked away, slightly heavier hearted than before. Eventually it was time for Mark's panel, that he, Bob and Wade were to be on.

"Ladies and gentlemen, it is with great pleasure that I introduce to you the greatest Lord of the Minions ... WADE!" came Mark's voice over the crowd, which cheered as Wade bounded out on to the stage.

There was a table, with a long tablecloth on it that reached down to nearly the floor, with the PAX logo printed on the front, and four chairs lined up along it. Wade took the seat farthest down the table at the end.

"Please welcome the most bad ass lawyer of all time ... BOB!" came Mark's voice again as Bob came out and took his seat on the other side of the table, closest to where he came on stage. Wade just shrugged his shoulders at him, as if to say, Why are you all the way down there?

"For all you ladies out there who love their lucky charms, JACKSEPTICEYE!" Mark called again out to the cheering crowd. Jack, who was laughing so much that he had to hold his stomach, came out, and waved to the crowd. He then stood next to the seat near Bob, giving the man a high five. Then Wade said something, which made Jack go over and give him a high-five also.

"Now, for the man you've all been waiting for ... MARKIPLIER!" Mark was saying as he entered the stage as the crowd cheered. He walked past Jack, lightly brushing up against him as he went and stood near his seat.

He was encouraging the crowd to cheer, before he swiped his hands in a cross over motion, indicating he wanted them to stop. Eventually the crowd quieted down and Mark was able to be heard. Jack took his seat and waited for the man to get things started. Mark went over the mandatory fire hazards, and then got the crowd pumped up with talk about their game, while cracking a few jokes. Which may or may not have also been warnings to anyone whose never watched any of their videos and wouldn't be expecting dick jokes, many references to boobs, and general hilarity all around, with the occasional curse word thrown in for good measure.

"Okay, so I'm sure many of you know how this game is played," Mark explained to the audience as he was kinda shuffling the white cards around a bit, while Jack was shuffling the black cards. "We each have seven cards to choose from, and we pick more as we go along, the best answer to the black card wins," he finished explaining. "Now, since I pooped last, I get to be the Card-Czar first" he also said.

"Wait, what?" Wade said.

"NO, I did," was Jack's reply.

"I do believe I pooped this morning," Bob added.

"Well I pooped this morning also," Wade said looking down the table.

"Yeah, what time?" Mark asked.

"Like, ten am?" Wade said.

"Well I went an hour ago," Bob said.

"Okay, fine, Bob, you can go first," Mark decreed.