Cartoon Oneshots (OLD&POOPY)

(America dad) snot X reader (requested)

Requested by nutellamaster101 love your name btw.

Your pov

I'm walking to the Smith's house to study for a math test that's like 1/3 of our grade. I walk up the steps and ring the door bell Roger opens the door but he's warring a reporter outfit "oh y/n come in I'm glad your hear" he says rushing me in yes I know that he's an alien but I don't think I should tell them yet. "Please have a seat this will only take a moment" he says pushing my down on the couch a sitting next to me "do you mind me asking you a few questions" he says pulling out a notepad and pin. you decide to play along you cross your legs and look at him "ask away" you say smoothly "why do you like hanging out with losers" he asks "well it's probably because there not assholes" you reply "ok thank you for your time" he says standing up you smile and stand as well you start walking up the stairs to Steve's room you stop when you here Haley yelling "GET OUT OF MY ROOM!" she yells opening the door and pushing Snot out and slamming the door shut "hey it's ok one day you'll find a girl that you like and she like you back" you tell him helping him up "thanks y/n" he smiles and you return it

Time skip

"Ok bye guys see you later" you say walking home i live about a block away so it does not take me long I take my keys out of my pocket and open the door as I step in my nose falls in love with the smell that's comeing from the kitchen I walk to the smell "oh hi mom/dad" I say seeing my mom/dad cooking y/f/f (your favorite food).
After eating I had I quick shower and watched tv till 12 "I guess I'll go to bed" you tell yourself turning the tv off and curling up in you blankets as your mind begins to wander in dream land you gurked back to reality when i here a thud I sit up only to see a figure next to your bed out of instinct I throw a punch the figure drops to the floor with a grown I turn the lamp on only to see what I was not expecting which is snot on my bedroom floor clutching his nose in pain "oh shit I'm sorry" you say helping him up. you look at his nose and see that it's gushing blood you grab his hand and rush him to your bathroom you sit him on your toilet and hand him some toilet paper he takes it and with out hesitation he puts it to his nose and tillts his head back. "I am so sorry I thought you where a burgerler or something" you tell him he smiles "it's ok I forgive you" it was silent for a little bit till you started thinking "hey why where you in my room anyways" you ask growing suspicions "oh well umm you see I uhh" the words fall out. he let's out a sigh "I was planing to steal your underwear" he mumbles "WHAT!!" you yell "your lucky I like you" you say not thinking you cover your mouth and blush like crazy. "Y/n what are you doing up and why do I hear talking no one better not be up there with you" your mom/dad calls from down stairs snot stands up and walks to you and pecks you on the lips he pulls back "see you at school y/n" he says crawling out your window. Leving you completely dumb founded.

A/n

Hope it's what you wanted sorry if it sucks I haven't watched american dad in a long time and I don't really like snot that way. :\