Want to be an admired fame monster at school? If you answer with a no, continue to read this, but if your answer is a yes. Please hand this paper to a person with a high enough IQ to understand it.
Hello my dear puzzled teenager friend, I see you don't want to be a fame monster at school, so let's get going with my golden advices. I've expressed my strong disgust toward rumours before, but people seem not to get them. So my dear friend, I will say it again. Don't spread rumours and don't discuss them at all, it's just plain sick and it doesn't make you any more flawless but, it does make you a brainless person. Moving on, do I need to explain what is makeup? Makeup is, according to the dictionary, substances (such as lipstick or powder) used to make someone's face look more attractive. More attractive, not less attractive. Makeup isn't important, sure. You want to look better, but please don't reach the stage of looking like a potato who's wearing a human mask. In other words, wear makeup but don't let makeup wear you. My baffled dear, no matter what changes in the world, if you hear ''I pushed her of the stairs LOL'' or ''I totally made her cry ha-ha I'm funny'' or so. You don't think that the person is funny or cool. You think that the person, if we can still call this thing a person, is a complete idiot and feel the urge of doing a mixture of laughing at that person lack of common sense and cry over how much faith of humanity are we losing because of these things. And if you see someone doing this just say ''It's good to shut up sometimes.''
In the end of this beautiful journey, haha just kidding. I'm not that lame, but I wish you understood my point and understood why I think some people aren't using their brains, but hey! Me and you can change this and one day, we will. That's my promise to you, my confused buddy, and to the whole world.
