OK, I know I'm a bit of a man for the ladies ;) but I do not recall having so many affairs, maybe I'm like Joey from Friends, but he's never had a kid, so how come I have so many?? Last time I checked, maybe 389,392,939,328,495,655,528,365,277,474,656,478,765,79 kids, and counting
Nope, add a 0.5 to that.
Yeah, I'm confused too.
But I love all of my children (who are mainly teenage girls by the way, so if any of you happen to have a boyfriend, I'll see you all after dinner, it's weird, you all seem to be going out with Draco Malloy or a Weasley or Sirius Black or Lupin, good heavans, I might have to disown half of you....)
Word for today: fuughuussuhsc (offspring)
