When they fight over the bill....
Parents: No! No! You're my guests so I pay!
Guest 1: No! Let me pay you back!
Guest 2: No no! It's my turn to pay!
*Guest 1 snatches the bill and goes to counter*
Parents: Children! Go get the bill!
Child 1: *Goes to counter and tries to politely get the bill but fails*
*Guest 1 pays*
*Parents and Guest 2 talking about how Guest 1 is too nice etc, etc.*
Children: *Thinking* So embarrassing =_=