Something About Mark

Leprechauns Aren't Lucky Charms

  I'm gonna try and do two chapters a day!

I honestly thought this was a funny music video to have on, as Tyler complains about Tim being a policeman.

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  I opened my eyes, and tiredly looked at my clock, slowly reading the digits 11:30 ...11:30?! I'm late for work! I jumped to my feet in a rush, quickly getting dressed. I don't have time for a shower.. breakfast.. or to brush my teeth or hair, I'm gonna look like a mess! I ran out my room, onto to fall head first to the floor, as the door opened and a body tripped me. Groaning, I lifted myself and looked at the being who made me fall. Tim.

  "Well, good morning Tyler. Why are you up so early? This isn't like you on a Saturday. Where are you going in a rush, and you aren't even looking nice!" Tim said, going on and on, but I lost him on Saturday. I woke up early on a Saturday. Now that is nothing like me.

  "Tyler? Are you even listening?" Tim asked after noticing my faraway look.

  "Um... I forgot it was a Saturday." I said truthfully. Tim didn't look convinced though.

  "You forgot? You don't simply forget things, Tyler. That isn't like you." He continued to ramble on and on about how he never once heard of Tyler Thomson forgetting something as simple as a day. Well, it happens to everyone, Tim. I thought quite bitterly, getting tired of Tims voice the more he spoke.

  "Yeah yeah, shut up. I'm tired and yesterday was stressful. I'm getting breakfast." I exclaimed, going into the kitchen. I could feel Tim watching me as I left. I hate when he watches me. It's so creepy and I feel awkward. Especially because he's a cop. I can't do anything wrong or he threatens to punish me. As any cop would, right?

  There's usually nothing in the kitchen, which always bothers me, because I'm the only one that goes out to get food whenever I have enough money. Then Tim comes along and eats everything. He's such a pig! He's lucky he's a cop, otherwise I would've kicked him out and gotten a new roommate. One that didn't eat all my food.

  There's actually food in these cabinets?! I thought, surprised. Tim must've just gone out grocery shopping. Which is weird, as he usually just sends me out to run these types of errands. I got my favorite cereal, which Tim knows. Lucky Charms. Been my favorite since I was a kid. Although the leprechaun looks creepy as fuck, this is my all time favorite cereal.

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This was short on purpose, as I wanted to kind of get something out there. Leprechauns aren't Lucky Charms. Always remember that.