America: DUDES, LETS HAVE A CONTEST TO SEE WHO IS BETTER COUNTRIES OR CAPITALS!
D.C.: Obviously capitals.
France: Ohh really?
England: Yeah right.
Canada: . . .
London: Of course
FACE Capitals: *pulls out weapons*
Paris: Wanna argue that to my bazooka?
FACE Countries: . . .
Paris: That's what I thought.
Ottawa: Yayyyyy! Capitals win!
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Hetalia Capitals Crack
HumorRandom stupid stories of the stupid shit that the capitals do.