Hetalia Capitals Crack

FACE family face-off

America: DUDES, LETS HAVE A CONTEST TO SEE WHO IS BETTER COUNTRIES OR CAPITALS!

D.C.: Obviously capitals.

France: Ohh really?

England: Yeah right.

Canada: . . .

London: Of course

FACE Capitals: *pulls out weapons*

Paris: Wanna argue that to my bazooka?

FACE Countries: . . .

Paris: That's what I thought.

Ottawa: Yayyyyy! Capitals win!