once upon a tim e thete was a phily boi dhat lived with an dannyul
one fateful day they deceyeded to wtach a movee so wahta bettar thean sherk
as they wer e wtschung, danyully got a eshrekt green sausaage and phulls layers got harder
"phol this is my swamp nowe" roared danshrek as he unbottoned his truousers, thurusting into phillayus far far away ass
litel did thwy kno they forhot they oredered foodb so the deliveyr guy cums nd says "thats 26.72 pleeese"
philk turns to theb guy and shrkeams "thatsll do doneky thatll do" and 100£ bills fly y out of his moutghh into the guys earhoowle
danuyl is colose to the edge and phil l is throwung his puss in bootzh into dans gingyurbread man "liivign la vidq loca" is pkaying and the delivery guy shkreams "GWT PUT OF MY SWAMP" and ryuns away tripling on his sneaky shoes
dan is cuming now and phil pheels the shrexy ogre jooce fill him up
nd thet lived happily ever after
author note: im so sorry
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Fiksi RemajaTHIS IS THE ORIGINAL VERSION BTW I WROTE IT im sorry in advance btw this is definitely NSFW so back off if ur not ready yea enjoy and i promise i wrote this ironically
