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bean: you said to dm him so im doing it
dan: oh, that was me?
bean: yep
dan: that explains it
bean: sooooo
dan: so what's your name?
bean: bean
dan: what's your real name?
bean: you tell me
dan: angela
bean: sure
dan: that's a pretty name
bean: you sound like a fuckboy
dan: i can assure you, i have the biggest case of social anxiety ever
bean: nice to know
dan: so what area do you live in?
bean: you tell me?
dan: let me guess
dan: africa
bean: how did you know
dan: it was just a guess
bean: wow
dan: im talented, i know
bean: okay so i actually live in london
dan: really? me too
bean: oh that's cool
dan: we could become really good internet buddies and have a stereotypical meet up where you run and jump on me
bean: yikes, not sure about that
dan: you're right, im extremely weak
bean: no i just meant we might have seen each other in person already
dan: are you saying you know me?
bean: maybe
dan: oh my gosh, my own stalker
bean: no, just your own internet buddy
dan: yeah, okay.
bean: i can feel your sarcasm from here
dan: wow, you must not live far away
bean: maybe i do, maybe i don't
dan: mkay. i'll find you tomorrow
bean: good luck with that one
dan: i shall find you
bean: oookay
dan: don't "oookay" me
bean: i just did
dan: im offended
bean: oh.
dan: just kidding, it was a joke. people make those
bean: no shit, sherlock. nice observation
dan: woahh, don't get sassy with me
bean: oops, didn't mean to do that
dan: of course not
bean: so how's life
dan: ehhhhh
bean: that was a long eh
dan: life is eh
bean: nice to know
dan: well how's your life then 'miss perfect'?
bean: it's sucky. i bet for what I've been through, some people would already have a bullet in their heads.
dan: oh
bean: i ruined the mood, didn't i?
dan: certainly not
bean: good
dan: good
bean: good
dan: great
bean: gr8
dan: so what are you up to around, let's see
dan: next month
bean: one word
bean: 6 letters
bean: s c h o o l
dan: same
dan: don't you go to my school
bean: maybe
dan: we can meet up at lunch?
bean: sounds pretty good
dan: alright, i'll see you then
bean: yep
dan: unless you're a serial killer or a 42 year old rapist
bean: or im a 34 year old milf
dan: that too
bean: you don't know
dan: true
bean: but you could be any of those also
dan: i have pictures on my twitter of myself tho
bean: you could be a catfish
bean: who knows
dan: true
bean: what time is it
dan: 11:27
bean: sHIT
dan: what
bean: uhm
bean: school !!
dan: oh yeah
dan: damn
bean: i'll see you tomorrow ;)
dan: i'll see you and not recognize you tomorrow ;)
bean: peace out girl scout
dan: night

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wow what a gr8 chapter
jk it was short
enjoy this awkward conversation
so yeah
yeah
k, bye