The apple fell off the tree and Abe Lincoln said, " George Washington get your butt over here and pick up my apple!" "I'm on the dollar bill, I ain't gonna do notin for you!" George Washington called. "Oh yeah? Well I'm on the Penny!" Abe argued. "Ain't nobody usin' pennies, you piecer trash!" George yelled. "Yeah, well, 100 of me makes up one of you... wait that means it takes 100 of me to do the same thing that 1 of you can do. " Abe said frowning. "You ain't no smarter than a billy goat!" George said, laughing. "What's up with your accent?!? Sounds like you were raised in a barn!" Abe said screaming . "A barn with lots er dollar bills!" George said taunting Abe. "Shut up, George!"
After a few minutes of glaring at each other:
"Hey George, Abe, I'm Obama!" Abe turned his attention to Obama . "AHA! A slave I must free him! "Abe yelled before chasing Obama. "I'm not a slave!" Obama screamed as they ran off. "Oh look an apple!" George said to himself as he picked up Abe's Apple.
The End
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