"Whoa what are you, the Killer Lady Bug,Ha Ha Haaa,now tell me friend why are standing in front of the Wayne tower"said joker."Oh Hi!!names Dead Pool I actually don't know plus I'm not a lady bug I prefer Merc with a mouth"said dead pool."Well Merc with a mouth I don't know if your new here but you really should know that i like to (how do you say it) have fun!! So if you can just turn around because I have got a surprise for you" said joker."WHAT REALLY!!! Oh cool I nearly got here and you all ready have a surprise cool, what is it is it a pony or a love doll"said Deadpool. Then there was a weird smell, a smell that was nice like toast in a toaster,as dead pool turns around he is there to find that tnt was lit "Aww,CRAP,I thought that was a pony"Said dead pool.*BAM* "HAHAA that was fun, it's to bad he was crazy like me" said joker " Hey what the hell man (as Deadpool aims the gun at his head)"said Deadpool "What how did you do that I saw pieces of you flying everywhere you know I think your crazyer than me"said joker "Why so serious?" Said dead pool.(Joker throws a punch at dead pool but slowly Deadpool pulls the trigger to insult him).
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Dead Pool kills the DC universe
AdventureDead pool has gotten bored of killing bad guys. One day as he was tinkering with some of Tony's stuff he activated a portal he entered thinking it was an adventure he enters and every thing is normal until he walk out side and realized he is out sid...
