"Hey your the guy who killed Mr.J you (Harley wipes her tears)son of bitch now you have to pay back,CAT WOMAN!!(as catwoman jumped from a building)there you are"said Harley."Yah" said Cat woman."let's get this bitch for taking away my puddin" said Harley"WHOA WHOA WHOA.Who is Mr.J and I didn't take any pudding" said Deadpool (as Harley grabs her giant hammer)" Wait what where did you get a hammer and why is it so big" said Deadpool "You know Mr.J always said what dosent kill you simply makes you stranger,(As Harley takes a swing, but misses and kills catwomen) Uhhh,Oops?"said Harley"Wow that was fu-fu-funny (as Deadpool tries to catch his breath"now how about we,we,WHOA!! Those must be jumbo sized"said Deadpool"Hey Dumbass my eyes are up here"said Harley (as Deadpool looks up to find Harley wings a hammer to his head) "OH SHIT THAT HURT,you know what umm second thought you can,SHIEKEN (As Deadpool throws a shieken at her also known as the ninja star)OHHHHHH, BULLS EYE RIGHT IN THE HEAD, now let's line up the shot and 1,2,3,4,5 YES (in Deadpools best mortal combat voice yells)FINISH HER( And smashes her with her own hammer)
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Dead Pool kills the DC universe
AdventureDead pool has gotten bored of killing bad guys. One day as he was tinkering with some of Tony's stuff he activated a portal he entered thinking it was an adventure he enters and every thing is normal until he walk out side and realized he is out sid...
