Larry Stylinson Texts

Louis Sings a parody

Louis: harry I wanna sing the parody of Sorry by The key of awesome

Harry : go ahead I'm not stopping you

Louis: this songs the shit and make grown men admit that they're fans of me

Harry: all of my r's sound like v's for some veason regrettably

Louis: veffervee

Harry: these girls dance so jerry that look like they're hurting their hips and knees

Louis: stole their clothes from the fresh prince of Belair

Harry:I'm vrunning late so these skanky young ladies will twerk for you.

Louis: ( who you callin skanky?)

Harry: did I just say skanky, I meant to say swanky and super cute

Louis: (that's better)

Harry: why are they dancing like they all need to use the ladies room

Louis: buzz me up, I'm downstairs in the lobby

Harry: (what? You're breaking up, we can't here you byee)

Louis: it's not like me to be this tardy

Harry: now I'm goona miss the butt slapping party

Louis:(I can hear it)

Harry: wonder why they're dancing so wobbly,

Louis: oh I bet it's cause I gave them all crabs, they're trying to shake them out of their pants

Harry: ooh wee ohh wee ooh wee itchy

Louis: (pinchy pinchy pinch pinchy pinchy pinchy)

Harry:yeah I know I gave you all Stds, but can we keep this between us please?

Louis: those girls got mad and knocked me on the head and left me for dead

Harry: I'm buried alive while they're in my spotlight doing the stanky leg

Louis: Argo, yurgo,yurgo was a cheap car, Argo was a film

Harry: (what?)

Louis: I'm losing air, what I said there was utter nonsense

Harry: (ohh)

Louis: just remebered I know karate

Harry: I'll do the coffin punch that you taught me

Louis: good thing I have so many hobbies

Harry: now the coffins crackin I'm almost out

Louis: I think a worm just fell in my mouth

Harry: you beat me like I was paparazzi

Louis: (what is he?)

Harry: (OMG he's a beiber zombie!)

Louis: (shoot him in the head!)

Harry: (he's dead but he's still kind of a hottie)

Louis: one more thing before you blow my brains out, is it too late to say sorry, now?

Harry: (um I guess not )

Louis: then I'm sorry!

Harry: I can score with dancers models and milfs

Louis: even when I'm covered in filth ;)