Larry Stylinson Texts

Louis is Mad at Zayn

Louis: I'm mad at zayn

Harry: why

Louis: he's mean to me :(

Harry: let's roast the shit outta him

Louis: ok

Louis: There is water because God said let there be water. There is air because he said let there be oxygen, there is zayn because he said let there be ugliness

Harry: DAMN

Harry: Wait no he's to ugly for the word ugly

Louis: in the dictionary, they have pictures for example of wha the word looks like, zayn is the definition for ugly but they had to Change it because they couldn't take a picture of him bc he's so ugly

Harry:TRUUEEE

Harry: Zayn wasn't in drag me down because he couldn't sing "all my life" because he has no life

Louis: damn

Louis: a noun is: a person a place or a thing.
I'm a person, Doncaster is a place, and Zayn is a thing

Harry: Zayns name when he was born was probably ZACHARIAS JAWAKAFLOCKA MALK

Louis:😂😂😂

Louis: if you don't feel like decorating your house scary to scare children on holloween, just put a giant picture of zayns face, that will work

Harry: Omgggg louis look at zayns lining⬇
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Louis: That's too straight to be his lining