Bacon: Chanyeol?
Chanyuck: It's 3 am
Bacon: But you're awake.
Chanyuck: ...
Chanyuck: What do you want?
Bacon: Can you come over my house?
Chanyuck: So you can rape me? Nah I'm good.
Bacon: But I'm scared.
Chanyuck: Why?
Bacon: I had a nightmare that zombies came into my house.
Bacon: And my dreams usually come true.
Chanyuck: Go to sleep.
Bacon: Show me your picture.
Chanyuck: You can see them on my Instagram but okay.
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Bacon: Holy fickle freckle.
Chanyuck: Am I that hot?
Bacon: No. I just heard noise on my window.
Chanyuck: Go to sleep.
Bacon: Okay
Bacon: goodnight Chany.
Chanyuck: Good night.
"He is so cute."
Bacon:
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Chanyuck: I can't believe for a second I thought you were cute.
Bacon: You think I'm cute.
Bacon: Please don't take it back.
Bacon: Wait.
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Chanyuck: Okay, you're cute.
Chanyuck: Now go to sleep.
Bacon: Okay.
Bacon: Goodnight P.A.P.I
Chanyuck: I hate you.
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Comedy Show • b.bh + p.cy | hiatus
FanfictionIn which Chanyeol is suicidal and Baekhyun just wants to make him laugh.
