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In Person » 11

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"Wake your ugly ass up." Kyungsoo kicked Baekhyun off the bed then laughed. "Ow! Why are you so fucking evil." Baekhyun quickly stood up and slowly walked to his bathroom door with Kyungsoo's eyes locked on him. "I'm really sorry." He ran into the bathroom because that's the only safe place, beside his room, with a lock. "Get the fuck out here." Kyungsoo banged on the door so hard that Baekhyun felt like the door was going to fall on top of his head. "You better take a fucking shower while you're in there." Baekhyun heard Kyungsoo walk away then sighed of relief.

"He doesn't usually do that." Baekhyun started to undress then looked in the mirror. "Oh my god! I have a date with Chanyeol today." He squealed then quickly hopped into the shower. "Oh shit my socks." He took them off and threw them to the rest of his dirty clothes. "Was that cussing I just heard?" Baekhyun gasped. "Why are you still in my room? Go fuck your boyfriend and mind your own business." He started to hear loud sobs then turned off the shower. "Kai and I are taking a break." Baekhyun raised his eyebrows. "Are you okay? I'll be out in a minute okay. Just meet me on the couch." Kyungsoo nodded even though Baekhyun couldn't see. He turned the water back on and continued his shower.

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Baekhyun's phone vibrated as he was drying himself off. He saw Chanyeol's name and blushed.

Hello.

Wow. That's my first time hearing your voice.

*giggles*

Yeah.

It's cute.

Thanks.

You too.

What?

Um...

Can you pick me up?

My car is in the shop.

I'm pretty sure that's not what you said, but okay.

Text me your address.

Okay.

Bye papi.

Baek-

Baekhyun hung up on Chanyeol then laughed. He put on his clothes then went downstairs. The first thing he saw was Kyungsoo cuddled up on the couch with Kai asleep. "Of course." He went into the kitchen and pulled out the yogurt and frosted flakes. "I love my life." He happily ate them both together then went into the living room. "Excuse me, Kai." He woke then sat up with Kyungsoo on his lap, still sleeping. "What is that?" Baekhyun looked at him then took another spoonful. "Frosted Flakes mixed with strawberry yogurt." Kai nodded then the doorbell rang.

Baekhyun's eyes widened. He totally forgot Chanyeol was picking him up. Kyungsoo woke up then Baekhyun whispered in his ear, "Stall Chanyeol." Baekhyun quickly ran upstairs and Kyungsoo opened the door. He looked up and smiled. "Hi." Chanyeol awkwardly smiled then looked around. "Is Baekhyun here?" Kyungsoo laughed then got louder after every second. Chanyeol slightly laughed and looked around the house. "May I come in." Kyungsoo nodded as he let him in, still laughing. At this point, he couldn't stop. "H-He's upstairs." Chanyeol slowly walked to the stairs, away from the crazy short guy. "I'm here!" Baekhyun rushed down the stairs then tripped off of nothing. He screamed but Chanyeol caught him with his quick reflexes.

They smiled and couldn't look away from each other. "Hi." They both said. Baekhyun hugged him and Chanyeol lifted him up. "Finally we meet each other." Baekhyun nodded and Kyungsoo stared in amazement. "Wow. Just fuck already." Baekhyun glared at him and he stuck out his tongue. They let go of each other blushing. "So, shall we go?" Baekhyun nodded as Chanyeol grabbed his hand and pulled him out of the door.

"Okay, have fun. But not too much fun." Kyungsoo winked at Baekhyun and mouthed, "get laid." Baekhyun chuckled before getting into the car.

It was quiet. They sat, looking at each other from time to time. Baekhyun held Chanyeol's hand and he smiled before pecking his hand. Baekhyun blushed and bit his lip to refrain from releasing a giggle. "You're so cute, I'm so glad I kept texting you." Baekhyun looked over and noticed Chanyeol looking at him. "Keep your eyes on the road." Chanyeol quickly looked back at the road, stealing glances at Baekhyun from time to time.

They arrived at a fancy restaurant which overwhelmed Baekhyun. Chanyeol got out of the car and went to Baekhyun's side. When he opened the door Baekhyun was stuck to his seat. "Come on, Baekhyun." He shook his head rapidly. "Why not?" He pointed to a man in a uniform smoking. Chanyeol sighed and unbuckled Baekhyun's seatbelt. He carried him bridal style which surprised him. Chanyeol went to the waiter and he apologized. "Next time, smoke in the back okay?" The waiter seemed scared for his life. "Yes sir. Sorry sir." Baekhyun looked at Chanyeol with a raised eyebrow. "Sir?" He nodded in reply. "My father owns this restaurant."

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Baekhyun huffed which caused Chanyeol to look at him. "Are you bored? Should we go somewhere else?" Baekhyun nodded. Chanyeol quickly stood up and grabbed Baekhyun's hand. He pulled him outside the restaurant and into the car. "Where are we going now?" Baekhyun questioned. "You'll see." Chanyeol smiled.

Chanyeol parked his car at an abandoned road next to the ocean. Baekhyun quickly got out then smiled. "Wow." Chanyeol back hugged him and breathed in his scent. "I've always wanted to do something like this with you." Baekhyun pushed down Chanyeol's arms and wrapped his arms around neck. "And I've always wanted to do this."

Chanyeol pecked Baekhyun on his lips and watched his face go red. They kissed again but this time more passionately. Baekhyun moaned and they walked all the way to the car without releasing their kiss.

As Chanyeol began lifting Baekhyun's shirt but he was stopped. "I'm a virgin." Chanyeol smiled then pecked Baekhyun. "I understand. I'll wait until you're ready. But... That doesn't stop us from making out. Right?" Baekhyun laughed then grabbed Chanyeol's hair as they began kissing again. "Your lips are so soft."

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They meet finally.

Also sorry, I haven't updated in years. This story hasn't been my top priority lately so I'm sorry for that, but I will update more often and now I'm developing a plot.