Sage: Rafaella told me her brother played for Fc Barcelona but she never mentioned it was u
Neymar: everyone knows she's my sister. Have you been living under a fucking rock?
Sage: Maybe u should slide out the DM's now. It's a bit awkward for me to be texting my best friends brother
Neymar: No it's not. It's not like we're sexting or anything
Sage: Truuu. This is completely innocent
Neymar: Exactly. So do you maybe wanna hang out one day?
Sage: aren't you busy with training?
Neymar: yeah but I could make time for you x
Sage: I dunnoe
Neymar: y you so worried about meeting me?
Sage: I just don't want you to be dissapointed when you see me face to face. Instagram has filters but real life doesn't
Neymar: I bet your gorgeous in real life
Sage: I'm not
Neymar: So let me judge that for myself
Neymar: Sage?
Neymar: ...
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*Sage was added to the groupchat*
Chamberlain: Sage I apologise for the way I spoke to u
Gotzë: me too
Sage: And...
Chamberlain: And Sage is the best
Gotzë: Agreed^^
Sage: Great
*Sage has changed the groupchat name to 'Sage's bitches' *
Sage: I'm glad u guys have learnt ur lesson. Next time you disrespect a woman I will cut all your balls off
Lewandowski: That should be easy since I'm the only one with balls in this group chat
Özil: sorry big man🍆🍆
Wilshere: So what do the rest of us have? vagina's?
Lewandowski: Well you do act like a bunch of pussies
Pogba: meowww😻😻
Griezmann: speaking of vagina's i actually need some girl advice Sage
Sage: I don't know much about women. I can only give you advice based on me
Griezmann: that's fine
Reus: is nobody else offended that he has not asked us for any advice?
Gotzë: snakeee🐍🐍
Ronaldo: u should be asking me. Ik what women want
Griezmann: I just need a females perspective. It's my girlfriends birthday and I'm not sure what to get her
Sage: well how long have u been dating?
