*Sage and Lexi*
Sage: Lexi
Sage: ??
Sage: Alexis
Sage: BITCH ANSWER ME
Sage: IM DYING!!! HELP!!
Lexi: Omg. Sage what's wrong?
Sage: So now you know how to answer my messages. What if I was really in trouble?
Lexi: Bish I'm here now
Sage: My fucking hero😒
Lexi: What do you want?
Sage: I've done something really bad.
Lexi: Spill the tea🐸🐸🐸
Sage: I kinda sentadirtypicturetoneymar
Lexi: WAIT? OUR NEYMAR? RAFAELLA'S BROTHER NEYMAR? WHY?
Sage: we've kind of been talking and I just thought it was sexy at the time
Lexi: No woumder he couldn't keep his eyes off you
Lexi: You dirtly little minx
Sage: Lexi this isn't funny.
Lexi: It's fine. It's not the end of the world
Sage: Neymar means the world to Rafeaella. She would slit my throat if she ever found out
Lexi: Then bang him in secret
Sage: We're not banging!
Sage: Not after he showed the picture to all his mates
Lexi: Shit just got real
Sage: I wish I never got added to the groupchat
Lexi: Maybe you should just delete his number and move on.
Lexi: Didn't your mother ever teach you not to talk to strangers?
Sage: You right
I immediately removed myself from both group chats, deleted Neymar's number and blocked him from my instagram. Out of sight, Out of mind. Right?
