Randy Cunningham X Reader Oneshots {Old Story}

McFacebook Fun

(Full name) Just joined McFacebook

(Full name) Is now friends with Debbie Kang, Dipper pines, and 17 more.

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Debbie Kang - (full name)
Hi (first name)!

(Full name) - Debbie Kang
Hey gurl

Debbie Kang - (full name)
What got you to finally get a McFacebook? I tried to persuade you to get one for almost three months!

(Full name) - Debbie Kang
Let's just say Randy can be very convincing.

Debbie Kang - (full name)
Eww! Are you saying what I think you are saying?

(Full name) - Debbie Kang
Yes, he bought me the new grave punchers!

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Phineas Flynn: thinks it's so Cool that (full name) finally decided to join McFacebook!
Baljeet Tjinder: yeah, now we can study together online.
– Kyle Broflovski, Haruhi Fujioka and 1 more liked this
(Full name): plz no, I can't go through that again.
–Kenny McCormick, Randy Cunningham, and 3 more like this comment.

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Mabel Pines tagged (full name) in 127 new pictures.
Description: SELFIE PARTY WITH (full name)!
–(Full name), Candy Chu, and 5 more like this.
Dipper pines: wow Mabel, could you take any more pictures?
Mabel Pines: I TRIED TO BUT I RAN OUT OF STORAGE
–(Full name) likes this

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Howard Weinerman is contemplating why he doesn't have a girlfriend by now.
Randy Cunningham: I'm pretty sure we all know why you don't have one yet...
–Kenny McCormick and sans the skeleton likes this
Howard weinerman: they are obviously to blinded by my Bruceness
Reader: trust me Howard, that is far from the truth.
–Sans the skeleton and Randy Cunningham like this.
Howard: very funny...