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Collab with Lufflas and Ashley_cat1738
Listen to the song above throughout the chapter plz

      As Lapiss watched Perifuck eat frys with ketchup inside of them Lapifuck knew she wanted the booty. All of this sudden ASH KETCHUP DUMPS KETCHUP ON EVERYONE INCLUDING PIKABITCH. Then Rubooby and Safr sings "It wasn't quite me and it wasn't quite you I think it was someone entirely new."

      Then Ametits  ate ash ketchup then threw pokeballs at people "PIKABITCH GO!" said Amethighs. Then mettaleg  burst through a wall saying "Ohhh yesss" in a koolaid man costume. Papyroose came in quickly after and said "Nyeh heh heh, it is I, Peridot!" Peridont shot papyfuck in the head. "Do you want to have a bad time(tm)" said sand.

        Dabpis flew out of the restaurant and went into a castle and put on a tirara "I'm a pretty princess!" she said. Perirus came into the castle wearing papylaughs scarf. "IM PART OF THE ROYAL GUARD, NYEH HEH HEH!" Pericat said. Lapisssed said "my knight in shining armor!" Then she fell to her death. Peri kicked lapiducks corpse into a river.

THE END

a/n: wth did I just write

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