My Fancy Roman Empire

JoJo's Birthday

         I was already up when Joe called me wanting to talk to Jojo. I went to go wake her up and handed her the phone as she talked to her daddy and he told her happy birthday. After Jojo talked with her daddy she gave me my phone back and said here mommy daddy wants to talk to you. I grabbed the phone and he said hey beautiful I miss you and love you and can't wait to see you next week. I love you too baby and I miss you so much I couldn't sleep last night because of this offerman shit. What now he said, Sasha made her take a pregnancy test and it was negative I told him. Wtf why is she even playing these games for he said I don't know babe. Well I love you mama I gotta go I'll talk to you later, okay daddy I love you more I'll send you pictures of Jojo's party behave yourself I said. He laughed and said I'm always on my best behavior because I have the best wife waiting for me at home. I laughed as I hung up the phone and went back to wrapping Jojo's birthday gifts and her Christmas gifts.
         After I finished wrapping Jojo's gifts I put her xmas ones under the tree and started to set the house up for her party as I made her breakfast while she eat I set up the tables for her gifts and the food and drinks. I made punch and her birthday cake I put the cake in the oven as I went to go decorate the outside with balloons and streamers. I ordered pizza and made hot dogs as I took the cake out of the oven and set it to the side to cool. People started to arrive as Jojo answered the door and went to go play outside with her friends and cousins. I was setting up all the games when I got a phone call from Sasha banks I answered it hey boo boo I said. Hey girl she said, what's up I ask her girl did you get the picture I sent of the test Jojo took right yep I said and it was negative. Yeah get this I found out from Randy Orton that she tried pulling the same shit with him when he ended things with her. Your kidding me I said wow I'm gonna have to talk to him or have Joe talk to him, thanks girl I gotta finish getting Jojo's party set up talk to ya later. Okay bye boo boo she said.
                Once I was off the phone with Sasha more people arrived so I put on Jojo's kid party playlist as everyone went outside to play. I talked with a few of the moms it was more like small talk and I started to take pictures of the party to send to Joe.  When he text me ask how everything is going I told him it's going good and sent him the pictures I just took. He said that he's happy that she is having so much fun and thanked me for sending him the pictures and that he loves me and misses me. I told him that I love him and missed him too and told him about Jojo trying to pull the same thing with Randy Orton when they had been together.  Joe sighed and said that he was gonna talk to randy to find out what happened between them. When I hung up I told the kids it was time to eat because the pizza had arrived and the hots dogs were ready.
                As the kids sat and ate I got on twitter and sent out a tweet the read Mexico I'm missing this man @wweromanreigns like crazy can I please have him back sad face with a picture attached of him #teamo #micorazon. It was time to cut the cake and open Jojo's gifts for I started to take more pictures to send to Roman I text him and ask him if he wanted me to facetime him so he could watch jojo open her gifts and us sing happy birthday to her. I kept taking pictures and waiting for him to text me back as I was about to light the candles he finally text me back saying yes baby please facetime when your about to start doing those, I replied back saying okay ill call you now. So I facetimed him and he answered and said hey beautiful I love you and thank you for doing this for jojo and me. Your welcome babe okay jojo come say hi to your dad as we sing happy birthday to jojo and we watched her open her gifts.
                When we hung up the phone with Joe he texted me back saying that he had talked to Randy about Offerman and that Randy said he would call me if I wanted him to, I told Joe that was fine but what did he say to you. Joe said that he told me that when he broke up with her because she was too young and he had met Kim and wasn't really trying to be in a relationship with JoJo so a few weeks later she texted saying the same thing she told me an Randy said that he didn't believe her either and just looked the other way when it came to her and she stop contacting him. So why can't she do that with us I ask him, I don't know babe he said maybe she jealous of what you have. I don't know maybe she is I said but I gotta go babe to the kids are going crazy from the sugar. We hung up the phone and went to go yell at my nephews who were trying to climb the fence for whatever reason.
                The party had ended and everyone was gone I sent Joe some more pictures of JoJo's party and put my music on and started cleaning the house from the mess the kids left from the party. While I was jamming to Mariah carey's old school jams when I got a call from Sasha Banks saying that she talked to Randy and that Randy has already talked to Roman about in the locker room earlier today, Joe told me what he said. Sasha said girl there is something mentally wrong with her but Randy and I think that you and Roman need to tell carano about this because this needs to stop with her she ruining peoples lives. Girl I know and don't worry I will give him a call later and talk to him about it to see what we can do about this if we can do anything at all. My phone was beeping on the other line but I didn't recognize the # so I told Sasha that I had to go because I had another call coming in.
                I switched lines and said hello and the other said hey this is Jojo's ex boyfriend I got your # from Enzo Amore and I was calling you to see if this thing with Jojo was true about her being pregnant. Well I think that is something you should talk about with her I said. Well I would but I know that she won't tell me the truth so I'm trying to get answers from someone who will tell me the truth. Okay looked I said she did text Roman last night saying that she is pregnant and that it was his but I caught her in a lie when I texted my girl Sasha and she said that Jojo was lying and made her take a test and it turn out to be negative.  I see he said and now she is trying to tell me the same thing that's why I wanted to know because if it was true I knew that You and Roman would've said something about it. Well there is something you do need to know this isn't the first time she has done this she did the same thing to Randy Orton when he broke up with her a year ago. He was quite for awhile and said well thank you so much and hung up, okay I said that was wired oh well and I went back to cleaning.
                Once I was done cleaning the house and helping Jojo open her gifts and organizing them in her room I decided to relax and put my feet up in bed and watched lifetime movies all day as Jojo was in her room playing with all of her toys. I guess I fell asleep because my phone was ringing non stop so rolled over and answered it and I knew the voice sounded familiar I said hello, they said hey were you sleeping yeah who is this its Orton, my bad I said sorry what's up how are you doing? Good he said just talked to my wife and was checking on my kids, nice I said. So Joe said he wanted me to call you and tell what happened between JoJo offerman and I, Yeah he told me what you had told him before but I just want to hear it from you so when I take all of this to carano there is no confusion and thanks for taking the time out of your day to help me out I said.  No problem that's what friends are for I laughed and said nice one. Well Jojo tried to pull the same thing with me when I broke up with her. Yeah I know I'm sorry that she did that to you how did Kim react to it I ask him. Kim didn't really care because of how immature Jojo is cause of her age but I hope you and Joe can get passed this because it would be stupid to see her get her way. I know but trust me I'm not gonna let some little girl ruin what I have worked for all this time and I'm engaged to Roman and we are having a baby really soon. Good Orton said because Joe was afraid that you would leave him because of Jojo, I laughed and said not today thanks Orton see ya.
                When I hung up the phone I went to get up and check on Jojo to see what she was up to she had fallen asleep to so I woke her up to make dinner. As she was helping me make dinner Joe had finally replied back to my tweet I had sent him earlier his tweet read I miss you too baby girl and I will be home soon big daddy loves you @Kiannawwe. His tweet made me smile and Jojo and I sat at the table and ate our dinner that we made together when we were finished she helped me clean up and ask if she could call and talk to her daddy because she missed very much. I told her she could call him after her bath and was ready for bed. Once we were done cleaning Jojo took her bath and put her pjs on and got into bed as I brushed her hair. Then I called Roman to see if he could talk now when he answered he sounded off hey mama he said, hey do you have time to talk Jojo says that she misses you. He said yeah put her on the phone, why are you out of breathe Joe I ask him. He sighed and said because stop that he said, who is with you Joe no one let me talk to jojo he said.
                I handed Jojo the phone and said here talk to your dad as they talked I was getting mad about why he was trying to hide something from me. When they were done talking she handed me the phone back and I said hey and he said I gotta go babe my match is up I'll call you later he said and hung up. So I called Sasha and ask her to do some spying for me and told her what just happened and she said that she was gonna fuck a bitch up if he is up to no good. I laughed and said thanks girl and hung up I tucked Jojo in and told her good night as she hugged me and told JJ goodnight. I went to my room shut the door and changed into my pjs and got into bed and waited to hear from Joe or Sasha as I watched 50 shades of grey. Sasha had texted me saying that some NXT newbies were trying to sit with him and on his lap basically throwing themselves at him and he was trying to get away from them. So I put them in check and him too so he might be mad at you when he calls you after his match.
                As I kept watching the movie I waited to hear from Roman and I was getting sleepy so I deicide to text him and tell him that I might be asleep when he calls me because I was having a hard time staying awake but that I still wanted him to call me anyway. I fell asleep when Joe finally called me I took a deep breathe and answered hey big daddy how was your match I ask him, it was good I won like I always do. That's good baby I wish you were here I miss you so much I told him. I miss you more mama but did you really need to have your girl check up on me, when I tell you that it's no one than just believe me. Really than you should just have told me who it was when I ask you and I would've needed to get her involved. Well she ripped me a new one, I laughed and said good he sighed and said I'm sorry I didn't mean to make you worry or piss you off. Its okay I still love you I told him goodnight big daddy I love you and cant wait til you are home. I love you too mama goodnight take care of my boy as he said goodnight to JJ we hung up.
                After my phone call with Joe I texted Sasha to see if Joe was still having problems with the NXT girls so I could tell carano because I was about to call him about jojo offerman before I went to bed. She replied saying girl your man is a trip I checked his ass and you know what he told me, what I said. He told me to stay out of grown folks business, lmao I said my bad girl I'm sorry he just wasn't excepting you to check him like I do. But he good now though them bitches backed off once I told them who you were and that you don't play. Haha thanks girl for always having my back, your welcome boo boo have a good night, you too I told her and hung up. I called carano and told him what was going on with jojo and how she was texting Roman. He said I will take care of it and I will let you know how everything goes, okay thanks carano and he told me not to forget about phone call interview tomorrow with the wwe magazine. Thanks I said as I hung up I turned the tv off and rubbed my belly cream on myself and talked to my son for a little bit.
                I said hey baby boy mommy loves you and can't wait to see you and your daddy he misses you so much.  As I rubbed my belly Josiah would kick me in the same spots that I would touch I thought it was so cute and I went back to talking to him I said you're a silly boy. Goodnight my little man I can't wait to hold you in my arms really soon. I rolled over on my side and closed my eyes and started to dream about me giving birth to my son and holding him in my arms as Joe smiled at the both of us.