Dipper: *gets matches*
Me: where the hell did you get matches!?
Dipper: *says in dark voice* doesn't matter *lights match*
Me: MY PHONE!!
Dipper: *sets it on fire*
Me: T_T
Dipper: saved your life
Me: COME HERE YOU LITTLE FUCK! *Chases him*
Dipper: CAITLIN SAVE ME!!
