Pinecones are awesome(and not just because they make better pets than rocks), but one day there will be a pinecone apocalypse. When it comes, you must be prepared. Pointy, adult, soft, young, and fuzzy are five main groups of pinecones.
The pointy pinecones are of course pointy, but they are usually hard too. Their points are not easily bent. The adult pinecones are the big pinecones. That's really it. Soft pinecones are ones that you can squeeze in the palm of your hand but it will not hurt. Young pinecones are small, hard and green. Fuzzy pinecones are yellowish green and are furry(they aren't real pinecones). Most pinecones are two of these groups combined, though you cannot combine pointy with soft. If u find a young adult, you could call it a tweencone.
Of course the pinecone apocalypse will not come for a while, but when it does this information will help you survive. So if you every see someone turn into a pointy adult pinecone, you will now know NOT to hug them.
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