Do you ever feel like not talking to someone? Well, when this happens, chew.
If someone you dont feel like talking to or you just dont like comes up to you and starts talking to you, pretend like you are eating something. Keep on eating your imaginary food until they realize you have a lot of food in your mouth or get bored of watching you chew air(try to give the air flavor, it helps).
If you have braces, use them to your advantage. If the person won't leave then just say "I'm sorry, I have some food stuck in my braces." Then act like you are sucking out food from your braces. If they dont leave, then act like you are chewing on the food you got from your braces. Yes this is gross, but sometimes worth it. Just think about how much you dont want to talk to them. If you dont have braces, pretend like you do.
If the person is somehow still there, then start coughing uncontrollably. Make the coughs sound really weird, almost raspy. Throw in a bark every once and a while too. While you are coughing, stare at them. Give them a really weird glare, almost as if you are saying to them "Get out of my face." If coughing doesn't work laugh. But make it a stupid laugh. A REALLY stupid laugh.
If the person is still there, then they are probably as mentally insane as me. When this happens, walk away. And try not to talk to them for at least another week. Sometimes you can just skip strait to this step.
I hope you found this some what useful.
May the pratt be with you.
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