Percy: Team Percy!
Jason: Team Jason!
Annabeth: Always Percy, duh...
Piper: NOOO! Team Jason!
Percy: Persassy all the way!
Jason: No way! Jason forever!
Percy: I didn't want to have to say this... But have you every given Piper an underwater kiss?
Jason: No, but-
Percy: Told her your Achilles heel?
Percy: Fallen into Tartarus with her?
Percy: Or turned down immortality for her?
Jason: No... but-
Percy: But, what?
Jason: I can FLY!
The Seven: ...
Jason: ... Fine... Team Percy.
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Percy Jackson and Magnus Chase Jokes
HumorHey guys! AP88991 here to show you all a new (and random) series. These are Percy Jackson jokes I found from other people. Please know that I do not own Percy Jackson or any of the characters in this. Credit to those who found these. Thanks!