Bittersweet

I didn't mean it.

I awoke, groaning. Where was I? Fuck, I remembered nothing. My Red Bowheart dress was strewn on the floor. It was only then I realised I was naked.

"WTF happened?" I said out loud.

There next to I lay Jax Micconaias, the school player.
The
And I had slept with him. Oh damn! I slip into my dress and I hear Jax say something. I turned to Jax, sighing. I study him, looking for a reaction.

Nothing. Nada. Barstard.

Walking out the room, I head downstairs.

There it was. The glorious door. I had left my phone at home. Damn, what was my mum going to say?

"ISABELLE MCLOUGHLIN! Where were you? I was so worried. It's 5 in the damn morning!" Cried my mum, making me cringe at her use of my full name.

Let me tell you about myself.

My name is Isabelle Beatrice McLoughlin.
I was born on August 8th 1998. Yes, the same day as the famous Shawn Mendes. Don't take it the wrong way, but I was sarcastic. I like his music, but don't die. When that girl collapsed when she saw him in a YouTube video, everyone was like 'is she OK?'

I laughed. Hard.

Let's continue.

My favorite color is Yellow.
My favourite store is Forever21
My favorite songs are:
Life of the party
Something big
- Like I said, don't die when you see him.
Dangerous woman.
Something 'bout food makes me feel like a dangerous woman! - hah! My version is so much better.

Back to what happened.

I held my breath. I was going to yell if I spoke. Blugh. I feel sick.

" Well are you going to say anythin-"
I opened my mouth, clearing out all the alcohol and food I had last night.
Shit. My mom gasped, shoving my face into an empty vase. After I emptied my bowels, I ran upstairs to take a steaming shower.

My mum ranted at me but I wasn't listening.

Now you know me. I'm sarcastic, rude and my boyfriend is is my bed, and food is my BFF. There was no sarcasm included.

A/N

It broke my heart when she was sarcastic about Shawn Mendes. I an a HUGE fan girl.