The Truth About Giuseppe

Giuseppe's Abduction

In order to keep an eye on our monstrous rogue, Giuseppe was passed from person to person among Herman, Haglet, and me. He would travel with us home, hopefully hid in the closet during the nighttime so he wouldn't murder us, and would be brought back to school the following day to hitchhike on whomever was next in line. It was sort of an Olympic sport not to be possessed or slaughtered by this hellish creature, but we survived.

Haglet started with Giuseppe, and then it was passed onto me. I then gave it to Herman, the most challenging of destinations because of her biased mother. Who knows what she could do with Giuseppe? Who knows what she and Giuseppe could do to Herman together? You can never know with people who held as much power as that doll.

Haglet and I had both survived a night with Giuseppe, but Herman was not so lucky. No, she wasn't murdered by the thing, but our plans to destroy Giuseppe were thwarted by the mother possessed. At some point during Giuseppe's stay with Herman, he was abducted by the other woman living within those quarters. Herman's mother was so passionate about Giuseppe's life that she stole him like a vandal in the night so that we couldn't obliterate him like he should rightfully be obliterated. We didn't know what to do, but we couldn't just allow Herman's own mother to fall victim to something that was our fault.

However, there was nothing we could do, because Herman's mom loved Giuseppe too much to return him to us, and that was that. She hid the monster so that we couldn't sneak him away from her, and continue what we meant to do with that devil. Fortunately, Herman's mother survived, but we never saw Giuseppe again. For all we know, he could have escaped to pursue chaos elsewhere, and we would never know.

Maybe Giuseppe escaped and joined ISIS, or maybehe will find us again.