Hello! My name is fries! And I am a potato and I am proud of it! I am super exited now because a man just walked into the store! But there is only a 5 percent chance I will get adopted, because there is exactly 42 other potatoes in this crate, don't judge me I am a potato sister! Oh oh oh! I can't believe it! Hes walking over here! And Hes digging through my crate, AND HE GRABBED ME!!!!! I AM SO HAPPY!!!! Ok fries, calm down girl....BUT I AM TO HAPPY!!!he picked me up! And Hes walking, and Hes walking, HES WALKING!! Oh goodness! This counter is much cooler than that dumb old crate, what the heck? This dude has to pay for me? THERES ENOUGH OF ME TO GO AROUND!! Dude, really, I AM SHREDDING SIX DOLLARS!!! Gosh, this place is cruel! Excuse my language but I am so annoyed! Ok! But I am really happy that I will get a home! This guy would never try to hurt me! Hes only suffocating me in this upside down because he loves me! 27 muinets later
Ok my beautiful pickles... I am going to sleep now, alone...in this jar...but that's ok! I guess...Mr.man left to his bed, so I guess I can sleep! Goodnight!
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Life Of A Potato ( Sad )
AdventureOnce a poor potato named fries was bought by Mr.man but little did fries know that Mr.man wasn't her dream owner (Warning) sad
