Diary of a Vampire maid

Envelope o' fun!

Well journal, I guess this could be written down.

Guess what I did when the prince of 'awesomeness' came? 

I stuck my tongue out and made faces at him. The guards were asleep, of course. 

"How dare you.." 

"Yeah, blah, blah, forgive me, whatever." I rolled my eyes at him.

"............" He was speechless. Just they way I liked them. 

"You, are a complete idiot. I mean, look at you! One moment you're all shy and trying to flirt with me, the next you're laughing behind your mentor. Now you come here to act like the good guy. Am I right? Well, let me tell you something. You. Are. A. Worthless. Piece. Of. Dung." I finished, and the prince got out his sword.

"Why, you...!" He raced towards my cell. I tried to stifle my laughter as he ran right through my cell's door and landed in a...ungraceful fashion. 

"AHAHAHAAAHAHAAA!!!" I roared with laughter. He looked at me with hatred.

"You are going to die." He said slowly, and that was the moment I woke up all the guards and jumped into the prince's arms. 

"No! You can't take me away! They'll hunt you down and report you! Please! Don't trouble yourself with me! Let me stay here!" I wailed into the ceiling. The prince looked surprised and utterly dumbfounded. 

".....uh....I can explain...." he said, and two guards came up to him.

"Well, sorry, Prince, But we have to report you to the queen." Those two guards absolutely hated the prince, and they were sooo happy to help me!

And so, I shook with silent laughter while I watched the prince get away from the prison. 

I am writing this and am shaking with laughter. 

My turn to teleport away. I looked at myself from a puddle on the floor. The image grabbed my leg and started pulling itself up. I shivered. It was cold. 

The other me winked at me, and mockingly bowed in a flourish. I bowed back, and poofed away. 

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Bad news! While I was in the meeting, a elder talked to me. It seems like trouble. 

"You upset the prince today, milady." He bowed and spoke so softly that I had to strain my vampire ears. 

"I am deeply sorry, but..." 

"It's okay with me. I know what you do." The elder grinned, his teeth showing. 

"Sir...."

"Listen well. Your mother disapproves over your childish behavior. Stop that and start showing that man some respect. She saids. She also made you the prince's personal maid. As a punishment, I'm sure." He said breezily.

I groaned. I get myself into thick trouble...

"By the way...If you don't mind, I would like to have a cup of tea with you, later. I have NEVER seen a vampire from the Buhjan clan to act with such emotion!" He said enthusiastically. 

.....

"...No thanks?" I said, hoping not to disappoint him. 

He glared at me and his fangs grew. 

"Why not?" I said cheerfully, all too aware of his threat. 

"good." With that, he walked away. 

What am I supposed to do now?

.............

When the elder came (I learned his name was Serda) he sat down and gave me a sup of tea. Also an envelope. 

."You never mentioned this earlier." I raised my eyebrow.

"I forget." Serda said easily.

....................What if there was a bomb inside?

I looked and opened it slowly. Suddenly bright lights fillled the envelope, and my eyes hurt. 

"AGGGGGH!!!!" I screamed, and I saw the surprised look on Serda's face. Then my world turned white.

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So now I have written this. Honestly I don't know what happened. I hope the Serda guy was just a good guy. 

I am in another prison, though this one is desgined for Vampires. 

Damn it. 

Be glad you're getting to hear my story right now. Cause they're going to search my pockets, and I have to put you in my locker. *My invisible one*

Have fun in a vacuum!  

- 0vv0