Itachi was being a total dick, so I had to put my snapback on (to protect my scalp from the sun) and actually walk around a bunch of sweaty high schoolers.
I grabbed my floral hat, putting it backwards on my head, grabbed a lollipop (Strawberry) from the glove department and last but not least, flipped off the Uchiha. He retaliated and flipped me off so I threw the candy wrapper at him before getting out of the car.
The fence was filled with a heard of teenagers drooling at the car and Itachi, eyes glued to me like I was that model Rin Nohara or some shit.
This high school was pretty large so maybe I would know someone here. I intensely observed the humans on the premises, and apparently, I looked so hard the veins around my eyes began to pop.
"Dude fuckin' stop your eye veins are popping again," Itachi yelled.
I took a second and closed my eyes, rubbing the veins and my eyelids.
"Just do it!" my friend began to scream.
"Don't let your dreams be dreams! Yesterday you said tommorr-"
He finally caught on that I was walking away from the car!
Out of nowhere, I heard my name being hollered, in a raspy, over-confident voice that seemed so familiar.
I turned to search for the source. and I spotted him in the blink of an eye.
"Naruto Uzumaki!?" I questioned while observing him waving to me from the fence.
"Yea, thats me!" He laughed.
It had been years since I'd seen him, he and Hinata used to hang out all the time.
I practically ran over there, hoping the fence and nearly crushing him.
He backed up a bit and grabbed my shoulders in order to keep us from face planting.
I tried to rejoice about seeing an old friend, yet it was a bit uncomfortable with people moving away and taking pictures. Also a lot of cat-calling.
"Hinata said you guys lost contact at the end of Elementary School," I told him.
"Yup, that's right! Um, Neji these are my friends" the Uzumaki blushed, pointing to a group of guys and girls. I took a second to observe them, makin sure they aren't druggies or something.
A girl with chocolate brown hair and fawn eyes.
A chubby kid, stuffing his face with chips.
A guy with circular sunglasses who looked a bit shady, but I shouldn't judge.
"H..hi Neji," One of the guys spoke. "I'm Kiba, nice to meet ya'" He held out his hand to me.
"Neji Hyuga," I said, placing my hand in his and giving a firm shake.
"Choji."
"Tenten."
"Sakura."
"Rock Lee."
"Ino."
"Shino."
"Sai."
"S.Shikamaru."
"So um how's life?" the Uzumaki asked me, scratching his head.
"Life's a party," I joked, a few people laughing.
"Hey, Neji why are your eyes gray?" Sai blurted, Sakura giving him a punch on the shoulder.
"It's hereditary, our family tends to lack melanin and in order to produce darker hair and more beige skin our eyes suffer. I'm not blind or anything," I blushed.
"It is awesome!" Rock Lee exclaimed.
"Speaking of family, Naruto have you seen Hinata?"
"Actually, I have! She's not here because her leg."
My eyes squinted.
"What about her leg?" I interrogated.
I think the students sensed I was getting suspicious and seemed rather restless.
"Kiba did it!" A blonde female blasted.
"Did what!?" I was now screaming, my veins popping again.
"Your eyes what the fuck?" Kiba wailed, pointing desperately at my face.
I sighed in frustration, now everyone was staring.
I covered my orbs and the area surrounding, to avoid the humiliation.
"Neji, I'll take you to Hinata," Naruto said, violently squeezing my upper arm and pulling me with such sudden and rapid force. I nearly tripped over my own Converse, gradually synchronizing with the blonde's pace.
I still struggled to perform such physically demanding activities on the spot, the only reason being I was in the tightest skinny jeans I owned.
This was a notably uncomfortable situation, it became one of those rare moments when my paranoia struck.
When I hit the road with Itachi I hadn't planned on stepping out of the car, now I was being forced to sprint with these blue jeans tight on my ass, fearful they would rip.
"Naruto!" I called. "
"We're almost there!"
We better be near.
I rammed into Hinata's friend when he halted at an extremely large gathering.
They all appeared to be looking at something.
"H..Hinata was sitting on that bench," he mumbled, pointing to the area this large heard was surrounding.
"Dude her eyes are gray!" A distraught voice revealed.
An unsettling rage filled my soul and heart, I knew that Hinata was the cause of this herd.
I began stomping towards the crowd, snatching shirts and shoulders, throwing them into each other and out of my path.
"Fuckin' move!" I demanded.
Hundreds of mortified eyes were glued to my obviously tense body as I unnaturally resorted to violence.
As I neared the fence, I laid eyes on my cousin. Her cheeks were so flushed she looked like she had a fever. Her leg was wrapped tightly in gauze, a crutch by her side.
I dashed over to her.
"Hinata!"
"Neji!"
"C'mon, we're getting out of here. I'll carry you to the car."
I sensed this school was full of perverts from the very beginning, and my theory was confirmed as the cat-calling increased when I bent over to pick up my relative.
"His eyes too, what the fuck?"
I don't think I have ever seen Hina-chan in such a threatened state, she clung to my neck so firm I thought she would break it from behind.
"Neji!" I heard that familiar raspy voice call.
"Hinata?"
Naruto and his squad came rushing towards us, shoving through people just as rudely as I had.
As the crowd cleared, I began walking back to my Falcon, Hinata in my arms.
Today is going to be a long day.
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Hinata's Cousin (Has got it goin on)
FanfictionA story in which everyone in Naruto is mainstream af! Tensions build between Shikamaru and his squad as they all fall for the Hinata's dreamy cousin, Neji. Neji has his weird acapella mainstream Musical.ly, Snapchat, Youtube, Vine Squad. Swearing...