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Who uses a pick up line on the signs:

Aries - If you were a transformer, you'd be Optimus Fine - Eyeless Jack
Taurus - On a scale from 1-10, you're a 9 because I'm the 1 you need - Homicidal Liu
Gemini - If nothing lasts forever, would you be my nothing? - Hoodie
Cancer - Do you have a sunburn? Or are you always this hot? - Jeff The Killer
Leo - Is your name nobody? Because I heard somebody say nobody's perfect - Lost Silver
Virgo - Are you a light switch? Because you turn me on - Masky
Libra - My favorite letters in the alphabet are U R A Q T - BEN Drowned
Scorpio - If we were squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your holes - Bloody Painter
Sagittarius - Wanna know what's on the menu? Me-n-u - Ticci Toby
Capricorn - If you were an angle, you'd be acute one - Laughing Jack
Aquarius - If you're feeling down, I can feel you up - Slenderman
Pisces - Did you visit the doctor recently? Because your lacking on some Vitamin Me - Dr. Smiley

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