Can't sleep...
Why do i always wake up in a different position than when I went to sleep...?
Mmm... my blanket smells like lavender...
Why am I always hungry in the dead of the night....?
No one is awake...
I've already scrolled through pretty much every social network I've ever had twice...
How do cats fall asleep so easily? They just fall asleep right on the spot! How do they even sleep in sinks? They sleep in really awkward places.
It'd suck if Thor put his hammer on the toilet seat...
What did I even do today...? What did I eat last...? Oh yeah the cosmic cupcake... yummy!
I think my whole family is asleep... but I'm not sure...
I wonder if elephants stand up to sleep or lay down?
It must be hard being an elephant... snorting water all the time just to drink it...
Are elephants born wrinkly? If so I'm not going to use 'smooth as a baby's bottom' ever again.
I wonder if sharks are afraid of anything in the sea...
Has there ever been a reported case of a whale eating another whale? Eww...
Who was the first person to use a paintbrush?
'Have you ever needed to get that spare change out of the bottom of the washer but you're to SHORT to reach it? The washer wand is here for you! No need to call someone over to get it easily! Just use this to get those darn pennies and dimes from the bottom!'
(Hope you guys enjoyed reading my wandering thoughts about life... I'll probably upload another chapter of my weirdness tomorrow. Leave a like if you enjoyed the past 2 nights of wandering thoughts. Comment on the thoughts you liked best! Stay weird my people!)
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