OPM Fanfic - Colorless

ChApTeR tWo

TheKitz: Being a hero is haaarrrrd! My apartment nearly got destroyed!

ChEmpi: Really? That must be tough.

TheKitz: Ikr! If my apartment got destroyed, I wouldn't have my computer to chat with u right now!

ChiEmpi: U seem really concerned about ur computer...-_-

TheKitz: Well, duh! It took forever to save up for it!

ChEmpi: Ok...

ChEmpi: Which hero r u? There r a ton on the B class hero registry.

TheKitz: -_- U don't need to ask me. With ur hacking skills, it would take a minute to find out.

ChEmpi: Haha, u got me. But u don't seem to have told them ur name. It has ur picture and some vague info, but ur name...

TheKitz: Oh ya, I forgot to fill in that part when registering. I honestly barely left them with any contact info. Just a pic of me...

TheKitz: I should go to the association on fill them in sometime...

ChEmpi: Good idea.

TheKitz: Hm, I gtg. Somebody is pounding on the door. He might break it down, so ttyl. Oh, and btw, sometime, I would like to meet with you face to face sometime. Up for it?

ChEmpi: Sure, ttyl

I turned off my computer and turned to glare at the door. The pounding sound hasn't stopped since it started.

"What do you want?!" I yelled. I honestly didn't expect a reply, but I got on anyway.

The pounding stopped as soon as a yelled. A deep, male voice sounded,"This is the hero association!"

It took a moment for me to register what he had just said. My mouth an 'O' look before I hurriedly took ten seconds to make myself somewhat presentable. At last, I pulled open the door.

A stern looking man wearing a formal suit raised his hand in greeting and said,"You must be the Colorless Demon, right?"

"Oi!" I said a little irritated,"Yes, I'm a hero, but I really haven't agreed to that name! Whoever names heroes should quit! Quit, I say!"

The man cringed a little and muttered,"She would get along with Terrible Tornado..."

"What did you say?!"

"Nothing, nothing."

I had an anime to get back to, so I sped things up a bit,"So what does the Heroes Association want me for?"

The man recollected himself and straightened his tie. He coughed slightly before beginning,"First of all, the hero association wishes for you to fill out some missing information-"

"Great!" I pumped my fist escastcilly into the air,"I was meaning to do that! Now I don't have to go there myself!"

"Uh, yeah. I've got your address... How about your phone number?" He asked.

"I don't have one." I answered bluntly,"It's too expensive, having to pay for it each month.

"Then email?"

"Um... this." I showed him my email address because I really didn't feel like saying it out loud.

He finished recording my information onto his tablet and coughed again awkwardly,"Then, your name...?"

"First of all, I absolutely refuse that stupid name, whatsit? Colorless Diamond?" I said sternly,"And I don't like my name recorded anywhere. So just but my nickname, okay? Not hero name, nickname. Until I find a suitable hero name, just call. Me. By. My. Nickname. I'm Kitzy, got it?"