There Was A Girl Name Devon And A Boy Named Jake They Both Were Best Friends
And One Day Devon Said To Jake "Hey Jake U Know What I Like Doing I Like Abusing U" Jake Said "Srsly" Dev Said "HELL YAH" Jake Ran And Devon Chased Him Devon Said "I WILL ABUSE U" Jake Just Kept Running Until He Was Tired Devon Wasn't Tired She Still Had More Energy Devon Said "Tired Already" Jake Said "Yes" Devon Slapped Jake Really Hard Jake Said "OUCHIESSSS" Devon Said "Srsly Ouchies" Jake Said "Yahhh" Dev Rolled Her Eyes At Jake And Said "Weirdo" Jake Said "Pfft And Ur Not Weird" Devon Said "Yes Im Completely Normal" Jake Said "Yeah Right In Ur Dreams" Devon Punched Jake Really Hard
And Then Devon Said "Bitch"
