Dare #13:Love and Hate

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Me:

BigB:It's weird hearing my own voice...-🎥-

Me:-screams- YOU GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK MAN!

BigB:😎 Posted that on YouTube!

Me:😈😈😈 -gets 1000000 chainsaws out-

BigB:Shoot.-runs away-

PAMA:Greetings.I am PAMA -makes me useful then disappears-

Jess:-walks up to me- How ya doing?

Me:-stares at her-

Jess:Errrrr...Ell?

Me:You will be made useful!

Jess:-facepalm- not again! Guys! ELLIEMAY GONE EVIL MODE

Me:Your humour is lame and not useful.

Jess:😐

Me:

APRIL FOOLS! PAMA IS DESTROYED IDIOTS!

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APRIL FOOLS! PAMA IS DESTROYED IDIOTS!

Holly:Why are you still in your wedding outfit?

Me:Cause I can?

Holly:And PAMA is right there...-points to PAMA-

Me:-kills PAMA- Not anymore!

Everyone else:0.0

Jack:-holding hands with Jemma-

Me:DA FUDGE JACK???!!!!?!?!?!?

Jack:Oh yeah.Everyone.Dis is my girlfriend, Jemma!

Me and Alex:😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Me:

Jack:APRIL FOOLS!

Me:NO ONE FOOLS ME! 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡 CHARGE! -stabs chainsaw into Jacks back- 😏

Jemma:You do realise you murdered your crush...

Me:CRAP.NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Jemma:Yup.

Me:-brings back to life- Sowwy.

Jack:-kisses cheek- It's okay...

Everyone else:AWWWWWW!

Me:-chainsaw mode-

Everyone else:-shuts up-

Me:Okay...@Salzycat15-Espeon dared everyone to-crap... -runs away-

Lucy:Dares everyone to poop? That makes no-looks at dare- Ohhhh Everyone has to do 7 hours in heaven with their worst enemy...And only EllieMay can murder...

Lizzie:I am now married to my worst enemy, does that count?

Lucy:No.

Lizzie:-groans-

Me:Update! PETRA AND IVOR ARE NOW MARRIED, OLIVIA AND JESSE GO OUT,AIDEN WANTED TO ASK OUT JESS BUT I STOOPED HIM AND AXEL AND HOLLY ARE GONNA HAVE A CHILD!

Holly:Crap!

Me:Also Holly and Lukas had a massive argument that they are literally on fire!

Me:Also Holly and Lukas had a massive argument that they are literally on fire!

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Holly and Lukas:0

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Holly and Lukas:0.0

Me:And Petra solved it!

Petra:😎

Me:Also Petra and Lukas are bffs.Dare time!

Jaiden-
Jess:I WILL MURDER YOUUUU!

Aiden:Too bad you can't...😝

Jess:-hides in a corner-

Aiden:WHERE ARE YOU BOO?

Gabriel and me-
Gabriel:Remember not to be violent.

Me:RULES ARE LAME! -pulls chainsaw out- DIEEEEE! -kills Gabriel-

All the YouTubers+Cassie-
YouTubers:WE WILL KILL YOU FOR KILLING TORQUEDAWG SPARKLEZ AND DAN!

Them people:SHE KILLED US?!?!

Cassie:😎😎😎😎😎

Ivtra-
Petra:-death glare-

Ivor:-even bigger death glare-

Petra:STARING CONTEST!

-both stare-

Petra:HA! BEAT YOU OLD MAN!

Ivor:😢

Lukas and Axel-
Lukas:Okay this is now officially gross.

Axel:-death glaring 4 dayz-

Lukas:0.0

Axel:-evil laugh-

Me:TIME TO COME OUT EVERYONE!

Everyone:-looks like they killed eachother-

Me:Y U BREAK DA LAW? SIT IN DA NAUGHTY CORNER! ASK OR DARE US MORE STUFF BTW AND WE'LL DO EM SATURDAY NIGHT OR SUNDAY!

Alex:WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING?!?'

Me:I DONT KNOW?!

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