Ask or Dare MCSM Edition!

Dare #17:LUKAS DA PINE APPLE!

Me:-drawing-

Jess:Whatcha drawing?

Me:THE ORDER OF THE FEMALE JESSES!!

Jess:Wut

Me:#Selfie

Jess:😐

Me:

Jess:Errrrrr...

Me:-face palm-

Jess:This song playing is catchy, what is it?

Me:-facepalm- Y U NOT KNOW?

Jess:-shrugs-

Me:It's called Bad Boy.

Jess:...

Me:-murders Jess-

Jess:-comes back-

Me:DA FUDGE!!!! ONLY I CAN DO DAT!

Jess:Yup.Me and my bro come back after dieing.

Me:Man, I should let you two die more often on MCSM

Jess:😑

Me:-phone beeps- OMG THIS IS GOLD!

Jess:What is it?

Me:Errrrrrr...You don't wanna know...

Jess:-draws sword- TELL ME!

Me:AHHHH DONT KILL ME!

Jess:Errrr...could you pass me the blue crayon?

Me:Oh...Okay...-passes blue- The dare was from @CeceGamer1291 who dared Lukas to be a pineapple for a day...

Jess:-actually draws sword-

Me:Need the brown or silver?

Jess:-face palm-

Me:What? It was a good question!

Jess:DONT.YOU.DARE.HURT.
LUKEY.

Me:Wait...Lukey?

Jess:My nickname for Lukas.

Me:-bursts out laughing-

Jess:-rage level is so high right now-

Me:-shuts up quickly-

Jess:-puts sword back then sighs- Ill go get the others...

Everyone else:-comes in-

Lukas:What is it?

Me:You gotta be a pineapple for a day!

Lukas:Errrr...Nope.-runs off-

Me:If you don't do it I'll kill Jess right in front of you!!!!!

Lukas:-quickly returns-

Me:Anyway...-gets magic wand out-

Everyone else:😮

Me:BIBBITY BOBBITY BOO!

Magnus:Da heck?

Me:LUKAS, I AM YOUR FAIRY GOD MÜLLER! -müller yogurt appears from out of no where-

Sparklez:Okay what is going on?

Me:WELCOME TO CRAZY TOWN SPARKLEZ! WHERE EVERYBODY GETS DRUNK ON CHOCOLATE MILK! -drinks a litre of chocolate milk-

Lizzie:😐

Me:TIME TO PARRRRRRTAYYY! -turns Lukas into a pineapple- YESSS! NO MORE *burps* LUKAS *burps* TALKING ALOT *burps*

Aiden:If Lukas can't move or talk, that means I can do this! -runs over to Jess and kisses her-

Me:NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
-stabs Aiden with a knife then eyes go red-(Get who I am?)

Everyone else:0.0

Me:-troll face-

5 hours later- (Ten to Six)

Jess:I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE! BRING BACK LUKAS!

Me:-Daffy Duck voice- Your despicable...

Lukas:DESPICABLE ME!

Me:Crap.The spell wore off...The last time I checked that potion, it said permanent...weird...

Lukas:-clenches fists- YOUVE GOT SOME EXPLAINING TO DO YOUNG LADY -chases me-

Me:-runs away-

Jess:Send us more ask or dares! See ya everyone! I have a fight to break up! -rushes after us-