Naruto AU Modern Questions

What Curse Phrases Would They Like?

Naruto - D*mn it

Sasuke - Sh*t head

Sakura - Faggot

Ino - F*ck you

Choji - D*mn you, give me ramen noodles!!

Shikamaru - Sh*t me

Neji - Dumba$$es, I'm surrounded by them

TenTen - MY F*UCK!

Lee - Do not use swear words! We must speak words of encouragement!!!

Tsuande - F*CK YOU ALL! YA HEAR ME?! F*CK EVERYONE IN DIS ROOM!

Orochimaru - You a$$ lookin self

Jiriaya - ...He's acting like a booty face...

Minato - OH MY LIVING D*AMN, WHAT THE HELL?!?

Obito - ...I hate all you f*ggots....

Kakashi - Hey, do me a favor and shut the f*uck up before I chidori you in the a$$, got it?

Menma and Hidan - ( swearing like sailors o3o )

Kurama/Kyuūbi - NARUTO! STOP TALKING SO D*AMN MUCH AND LISTEN TO ME, YA F*GGOT!!

Deidara - You're the boss of me? Like the f*ck you are...

Tobi - Tobi no curse! Tobi is good boy! :D *throws arms in air and wiggles them*

Sasori - I'll murder you all in your d*mn sleep, retarded f*ggots

Konan - If I tap you, your a b*tch... *taps everyone* Oh would you look at that?

Itachi - Oh look... *flaps arms then holds up middle finger* There's a bird...

Pein - Say another d*mn word and I'll blast your a$$...

Zetsu - Uhm... your a$$ looking b*tch... I-I guess..

Suigetsu - Stop acting like a b*tch, Karin and shut your mouth.

Karin - SLOPPY A$$!!

Juugo - Go jump off a cliff, b*tches...

Shisui - The f*ck, you think I'm gonna loose to your a$$?

Madara - Oh hey, look! A f*g!