Paula dEen wakes up and she does her hair.
She makes it look likE the 9/11 bombings like the weeknd whoevEr dat is
She walk up to my fridge and eats some frozEn buttersticks
She checks the package for the expiration date, and it was 7/9/04
buT shes paula dEen and eats anything so she stuffs some butter sticks seductively in her biG ass rat crusty thin mouth and gulps some milk
sHe goes upstairs to splash some refreshing dog piss
she wAs to lazy to take a damn shower
she weNt to take a shit and a termite got up her wrinkly ass cheeks
sHe starts roaring a mighty roar and callss the famous exterminator bOb Duncan
PAula dreams about him every night becUse of how hot he is
her Goal was to touch his shiny bald hEad, and sHe cried every night realizing that , That would never happen
WhAt an asshOle
bOb duncan comes right away and she Was dying
"iM booB dumcan waht seems to be the problem"
" A TERMITE GOT UP MY CRUSTy ASSHOLE AND IT WONT GET OUT1!1!1!"
"DAMMIT I HAD THAT PROBLEM LAST WEEK"
"HELP me CRUSTY HO"
bOb duncan gEts to get his cheap tools and starts putting a ranch tool up her ass
" GET IT OUT IM ABOUT TO SHIT"
boB duncan waS not ready1!1!
PaulA deen takes a big ass shit and its in a form of a big weiNer
bOB AND PAULA LOOKED AT EACH OTHER IN A COUPLY WAY AND HE GRABBED THE NASTY ASS DRY SHIT AND STARTED RUBBING IT IN HIS HANDS.
ThEy both took a little bit of pauLas shit, and tHey rubbed it on their face.
TheY blushed.
They lAughed.
BoB DUNCAN LOOK PASIONTLY AT HER THIN LIPS (( BUT WHERE HER TOP LIP @ ))
THEY KISSED.
thEy FELT CATAPILLARS IN THEIR STOMACH BC OF THE PASSION
"WAT R U DOING BOBBI" PAULA ROARED
"LMAo iDk "
" IM SO SORRY I FORGOT I HAD A WIFE NAMED AMY DUNCAN, MY FUCKING OLDER DAUGHTER TEDDI ASS IS GONNA FILM FOR HER DAMN AISTER"
SOMEONE WALKS IN AND ITS --
