bobbi save that fatass chick that has a butter fetish
Paula POV
At this mofo mOMent, I am riding with some shrek lookin ass hoe. He tries to steal me away from mi boobi and I wanted to look for a way to be free.
Mind you that I am still pretty banged up from fallin on my left tit. We rode into the sunset butt i was pretty sure the horse was dying or sume shit because I weigh more than the titanic. This dood in front of me was wearing some fancy ass clothes and it kind of made me want eat thick butter lookin ass right up.
I suun remembered my bobbi sweet ass cakes and I rolled off the horse and looked like a cow being slaughtered by a farmer or somethin. I speed walked like a thot and hit the quan all the way to the drug store to get some chocolate bars.
I walked into the woods And saw some trees so i ducked walked over to the nearest one and let my koot koot feel the breeze.
I accidentally peed on a squirrel and it bit me on my left ass cheek and it
made me cry out grease because my body for fat i don't even have blood, i'm just made up lookin like the pillsbury dough boy.
I scavenge around and I just got lost so I went to the trees and jumped into some
random rode.
Boobi Dooncan's POV
I was driving my bob mobile singing to deep throat
because i sing this song when i'm stressed. I see some raccoon lookin ass in the middle of the rode and honk at it. I realized it was my paula bean pie and I did a 420 on the road and jumped out the window because i can't fit through the door.
i hud and kiss her and we drove home
we saw snoop dog doing his dance in the back and we just ran him over and life was all gucci.
we got home and i see. stupid donkey lookin hoe amy in front of the door and the kids asking me for child support which made no cents because they all grown as hell and don't need it.
i just kicked them in the butthole and they left.
paula and me did the ding ding and we had made baby butters together.
I guess you can say that i buttered her muffin
*wink wink dab*
