Christian
"Fuck! Where am I suppose to even find a job? Nobody like to hire a murderer."
"Who are you talking to?"
"Who the hell is this?"
"Its your inner ass hole. I'm Tina."
"Oh shit. Hi Tina. Since you decided to rudely interrupt me just to tell me your damn name then you must have something important to say. Well then spit it out."
"Ard look you ungrateful ass hat. I wanted to say that there are only certain jobs that don't do a background check."
"And what would they happen to be?" I ask Tina while trying to concentrate on the road. Who knew that having an inner ass hole was annoying?
"Bitch I heard that. I'm in your mind remember? Anywhore you could either sling those keys or throw that ass in a parallelogram."
"Shit that's a tough decision. I need expert help making this decision. I'll call Bob and see what he thinks I should do."
"SO YOU GONNA GO CALL YOUR MAN WHORE INSTEAD OF LISTENING TO ME?!!!? YOU MOTHERFUCKING RIGHT!!"
"Tina I'm going to need for you to calm your tits. You of all people (?) should know that he doesn't tickle my insides."
Silence.
"Ahhh silence. Hopefully she died or something."
Now I can have a private phone call. On second thought I'll just text him when I get home
45 soul ripping minutes later I finally got home.
Now I can get.....
NAKED!
"Shit wheres my phone. Damn how did it fall in my shoe?
I need a job and we both know that I don't have any skills that a typical work place are looking for. I have two options
-Pepper
Ok and what are those options? As long as you aren't considering becoming a teacher. We all know that they wanna slap the soul out of those children.
-Strawberry
I can either sling keys across the boarder or I can throw that ass in a circle with a radius of 17.
-Pepper
Let me gather my ones. I get to support my Pep and get to see that sweet ass in action.
-Strawberry
In your dreams Straw. I'll be over tomorrow so we can find a decent club.
-Pepper
You are my dream
-Strawberry
