CHRISTIAN
Stupid human. Disgusting. I guess I should get this over with.
'Well here's my house. I know it's not much but I hope you like it.'
'It's nice. It had a homey feeling. I would really like to get to kno-"
I cut him off.
"We both know why we are here. You want some ass and I'm just happy to comply. So stop with all the mushy crap. If there's one thing that I won't stand is someone that lies to me."
"Well that's how I like my women. Nice and feisty."
As he finishes that sentence Christian moves to sit on his lap.
"What's your name?"
"It's Steven."
"Well Steven I want you to fuck me like this is your last night"
"Of course"
Christian pins him down and starts to grind on him. She slowly starts to take his pants off. His excited 'friend' decided to make himself known.
"Now look what we got here. I wonder if he can fit"
"We can try and see"
"But first I wanna ask you something."
"Anything."
"Do you do handcuffs?"
"I'll do anything for you."
Christian goes to her closet and pulls out her red plush handcuffs she got on her birthday.
"Now lay down and relax."
She starts to handcuff him to the bed posts. Steve grows anxious.
"Now I'm just gonna put this blind fold on to add to the fun."
"No."
"Bish what?!!?"
"I'm just kidding. You can do whatever u want to me."
Gathering all her strength she ties it to his head. Then she fathers her things from her closet.
"Babe where did u go?"
"Shut the fuck up already! you do not have the right to call me your babe. I'm really tired of your talking. Now I can finally finish you."
"What are you?"
"Motherfucker shut it. I have a surprise."
She slowly walks inside her closet and pulls out a bucket full of flesh eating piranhas.
"I forgot to tell u something. It's a water bed as I'm sure u can tell."
She then dumps the piranhas on Steve and he starts to scream.
"Don't waste your breathe. Nobody can hear you. And even if they did, they wouldn't give a flying fuck. Try to be quiet."
"YOU BITCH!!!!!"
"You know it. now if u don't mind I have somewhere else to be. Chow."
