》Jacobs p o v《
As I was walking up to the church of Harambe, I started wondering how I, Jacob Sartorius, am being bossed around. I am 13 years old, I am a teenager, I should be able to do wild things and have full control of myself! I stopped at the stairs of the church and prayed.
"Dear lord Harambe and my saviour Gay Jesus, I want to ask for a favor," I started, "my love, Sage. She is my step-sister. I want you to fix that in any way possible. I want our love to be true and pure and for her to be mine forever and ever. I know I'm just in middle school but I love her. Ayy (lmao)men."
I got up and wiped a tear from my eye. Then I started to do the sacred dance. I whipped and nae naed with all my heart. I hope it is enough for my lord Harambe. A crack of thunder came from behind me. I turned around only to be met with the face of Gay Jesus!
"Gay Jesus, my savior, " I said, "are you alone? Where is Lord Harambe?"
To which she replied "Dude, call me Stan, Harambe is at your house."
I thought about it. Gay Jesus in front of me and Harambe at my house! Just the thought of Harambe made me hard to the point that I was already about to cum.
"Nice baby boner," Stan said "Well I'm leaving, bye whore."
She left without another word. Harambe. It was all I could think about. I started to run home, hoping I'd be able to see him there. I started to unzip my pants. To get ready to have my dick out for Harambe.
