Aries - annoying but funny
Taurus - secretly hates everyone
Gemini - obsessive over food
Cancer - adorable and happy
Leo - smart and weird
Virgo - Only watches Netflix
Libra - beautiful but lazy
Scorpio - probably planning murder
Sagittarius - doesn't do anything
Capricorn - irritating but cute
Aquarius - super duper funny
Pisces - lovable lil kitten
