The signs in a zombie apocalypse

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Aries - makes themselves the team leader but always leads ppl into trouble
Taurus - complains about having to eat canned food
Gemini - forgets not to talks when zombies are nearby
Cancer - gets shit done but complains they have to do everything
Leo - constantly upset by the fact that their hair is oily
Virgo - demands that everyone should focus on acquiring deodorant
Libra - tries to make sure everyone stays in a good mood
Scorpio - is happy that now they can kill something without guilt
Sagittarius - must prove that they can kill the most zombies
Capricorn - finds an actual safe place to hide bc everyone is incompetent
Aquarius - starts daydreaming then gets bit by a zombie
Pisces - cries

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